"Yeah, you laugh, but when I get laid off--just like everyone else--I'm going to start my own company: DouchebagDriver.com. It'll be a place where people can post pictures with license plate numbers of cars that have cut them off. Maybe it'll be synced to Google Maps or something. It'll mostly be a site for cyclists because we're the ones most affected by douche bag drivers."
"No you're not. I'm cut off on the freeway all the time."
"You'd look good in a DouchebagDriver.com tee-shirt."