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Thursday, March 29, 2007

18th @ Eureka

Posted at 12:22 PM

"It's bath time, stinky guy."
"No, I don't want to."
"You need a bath."
"Why?"
"Because if you smell, people will think we're poor."

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

One Market

Posted at 4:08 PM

"If you had a billion pounds of peanut butter, and a year of lightening hitting it, you'd probably get some kind of life form."

One Market

Posted at 10:32 AM

"A cigarette after yoga. Awesome."

Monday, March 26, 2007

22nd @ Eureka

Posted at 1:36 PM

"Hey, you guys. Stop it. Give me my back-pack. Come on. Hey. I hate you."

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Fillmore @ Eddy

Posted at 1:02 PM

"How much you think this wheelchair cost?"
"I don't know. Five?"
"Six-thousand."
"That's a sweet ride. Where'd you get six-thousand?"
"I ain't had six-thousand. Hospital just gave it to me."

Fillmore @ Eddy

Posted at 12:59 PM

"Come on, get that puke out. Come on, baby. Get that throw up out of you. Shit, here comes the bus. Get it all out before the bus gets here. Shit, you wouldn't be puking if your momma wasn't such a stupid ass, feeding you Kool-Aid. Grape Kool-Aid for a nine month old. What a stupid ass."

Fillmore @ Eddy

Posted at 12:58 PM

"He didn't love me 'till I got pregnant."

Friday, March 23, 2007

One Market

Posted at 9:20 AM

"Someone needs to put up a My Neighbor's an Asshole site. That way, home buyers can know what they're getting into before they buy a place."
"Hey, maybe that can be linked up with Google Maps so people know where all the assholes live."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

One Market

Posted at 11:11 AM

"Make the bad noises go away."
"It's the city, honey. There's nothing but bad noises."

One Market

Posted at 10:21 AM

"All these meetings bring the hurt."

Monday, March 19, 2007

One Market

Posted at 2:34 PM

"Oh, if you buy all your stock options up front, hold them, and sell them, the IRS is so going to give it to you in the pooper."

Ferry Building

Posted at 2:33 PM

"She's all up in that I'm-upset-thing again."

One Market

Posted at 10:00 AM

"It's Monday, and I'm already tired of meetings."

Friday, March 16, 2007

One Market

Posted at 2:39 PM

"Fly. Come on, fly. Just go another two inches and you're out the window. Come on. You can do it. Oh, Jesus. Stupid-ass fly."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Market @ Montgomery

Posted at 10:59 AM

"Fuck this, fuck that. Jew in the hole. French-fry vacuum. Books. Fuckin' books."
"Sir, are you okay?"
"Fuck the police."
"Alright, that's enough out of you."
"Jew in the hole."
"Let's go."
"Pussy jump-rope."

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

One Market

Posted at 2:57 PM

"The Day Email Stopped. Can you imagine?"

Ferry Building: Farmer's Market

Posted at 2:56 PM

"Is my dress too short? I always wear pants."
"No, it's as short as that woman's."
"Oh my God. I need to go home and change."

Monday, March 12, 2007

One Market

Posted at 2:51 PM

"Forget it. Don't listen to me today. It's I'm a Retard Day."
"Sounds like a national holiday."

Friday, March 09, 2007

One Market

Posted at 9:32 AM

"I wanna be that chick's monkey."

Thursday, March 08, 2007

One Market

Posted at 4:14 PM

"Jesus almost drowned in our pool."

Market @ California

Posted at 4:13 PM

"You know you're in the wrong part of town when you see a half naked man."

One Market, elevator

Posted at 12:18 PM

"My feet never touch the floor."
"Really?"
"No way. Even around the house, I'm in slippers."
"Me too."
"Right out of the shower, my feet are in slippers. I don't like the feel of the floor on my feet."
"Tell me about it."
"My husband walks around the garage floor in his bare feet, and I tell him that's disgusting. Imagine all the motor oil and whatnot all over your feet?"
"Does he track it into the house? My husband tracks it all over the house."
"On the carpet?"
"Especially on the carpet."
"Men are such bozos."

Market @ California

Posted at 12:16 PM

"I'm going to get me a piece of Jason."

One Market

Posted at 12:15 PM

"Oh yeah? Let me tell you about testosterone."

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

1 California MUNI

Posted at 12:28 PM

"I thought all white people were Irish."

Monday, March 05, 2007

One Market

Posted at 12:14 PM

"The problem I have with Red Lobster is the same problem I have with the Olive Garden. There's always a horribly ridiculous line for food that's just not that good. Susan and I waited ten minutes on Sunday afternoon to eat a bunch of fried seafood that wasn't even fried right."

Market @ Gough

Posted at 8:09 AM

"Don't mention the movie Das Boot to Ray."
"Why?"
"He goes crazy."
"Why? What for?"
"I don't know. Just don't mention it."

Crissy Field

Posted at 8:07 AM

"Daddy, it says no dogs in here."
"It's okay. We need to clean Bunky."
"But it says no dogs."
"Honey, it's okay. I'm the daddy."
"You're going to get in trouble."

Saturday, March 03, 2007

One Market

Posted at 3:57 PM

"What's going on out there?"
"Looks like there's a marching band for no damn reason."

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