"How about World Burrito?"
"No, man, I'm sick of that place."
"Let's go to Burgermiester."
"We went there Monday."
"You guys up for Chinese?"
"I did that yesterday."
"There's the taco truck."
"The line's too big."
"Falafel?"
"Talk about lines..."
"How about the crappy pizza place?"
"I had pizza for dinner."
"Is there a Chipotle around here?"

"That bitch. I'm going to beat her ass or take all her money. But I'll let her decide."

"Hey, fuck all you people. Yeah, you heard me. Every single one of you. Fuck you. You're all a bunch of liars and shit. And you're Chinese or something."

"Hey, can't you wait for my friends?"
"This bus don't wait."
"But they're right there. They're almost here."
"We've got to go."
"Don't be mean."
"This ain't a taxi. This is the bus."
"Hey, you guys made it. He was going to leave without you."
"What? No way! How rude!"
"Rude? Y'all better learn how to ride the bus."
"What? We ride it every day."
"Not my bus, you don't."

"That Nate took half my burger and kicked my ass. Said it was the burger tax. That fuckin' Nate. His number's up, man."

"A cheeseburger and fries, please."
"And you?"
"We're separate."
"You're paying separately?"
"Yeah, separate. We're not gay."

"Dog Music the Musical. What a load of shit..."