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Friday, June 25, 2010

3rd @ Howard

Posted at 2:42 PM

"Michael, where do you live again? The city?"
"Well, yes. I live in the city. Foster City."

10th @ Folsom

Posted at 9:40 AM

"It's the Halloween women you gots to watch out for. They give you the trick and the treat."

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

1 Market

Posted at 5:43 PM

"How do you like Kaiser?"
"I haven't used them yet. I just hated using Aetna. I need to get a check up."
"Check up? You'll do anything to get your balls touched."
"You don't have to make an appointment in this town to get your balls touched."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Washington Square Park

Posted at 1:03 PM

"Since they've removed part of my colon, I tell my wife I'm not as full of shit as I used to be."

Columbus Ave.

Posted at 12:59 PM

"World Cup! World Cup!"
"Hey, who's playing?"
"Anheuser Busch, man. World Cup! World Cup!"

Washington Square Park

Posted at 12:56 PM

"Huh? No, I'm out walking the gals. Yeah, all three of them. They keep getting tangled up in the leashes, but Stella just took a big ol' poop so mission accomplished."

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

1 Market

Posted at 5:00 PM

"What's your dog's name?"
"Kiro."
"Huh, what does that mean?"
"I don't know. It's what the place where we got him called him. Some people say it's Japanese or a mountain in Norway. But if you go to Yahoo! Answers it says something like, 'It's just a name: deal with it.'"

Monday, June 07, 2010

9th @ Clement

Posted at 12:57 PM

"Now that my dad's retired, his two favorite things are getting the mail and going to Costco."

1 Market

Posted at 12:54 PM

"I don't know why there's so much concern over feminine hygiene. My girlfriends and I could tell you that testicles are the worst smelling things in the universe."

Sunday, August 16, 2009

SFMOMA

Posted at 7:49 PM

"Wow, what is that?"
"Cardamom mouse frozen into bed of sweet spices."
"Oh. My. God. That looks like the best dessert in the universe. We've got to get that. How much is it?"
"Ten bucks."
"Fuck. That."

4th @ Townsend

Posted at 7:47 PM

"Man, he drank all my Smirnoff and pissed on my couch."
"That ain't friends."

Friday, August 07, 2009

The Ferry Building

Posted at 3:20 PM

"Summer TV sucks."

One Market Street

Posted at 1:36 PM

"You see that Clinton hugged Gore when he came back with those Korean chicks?"
"No, really? Did Gore give a return hug?"
"Kind of. Maybe half a return rug."
"Not a full return hug?"
"Dude, he lost him the election."

Civic Center

Posted at 1:35 PM

"We still talk and stuff. We just don't, like, talk."

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