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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Embarcadero BART Station

Posted at 2:39 PM

"She said what? Oh, I'm so going to beat her ass. Yeah, that's right. Beat her ass. She can't be going around saying things about me. She knows who I am. I got connections."

Monday, March 24, 2008

Martha & Bros., 24th Street

Posted at 4:52 PM

"Icebergs melting. It sucks."

Friday, March 21, 2008

One Market

Posted at 4:23 PM

"Man, this whole fucking aisle smells like dirty diapers. What'd you guys do, sit around here all day and fart?"
"No, check email. Mostly."

Thursday, March 20, 2008

One Market

Posted at 10:52 AM

"I knew these guys that went to high school in Santa Cruz, and they carved a bong into a park bench. It was awesome."

The Embarcadero

Posted at 10:51 AM

"Grandma, you could do water aerobics. That wouldn't hurt your knees."
"I'm eighty-five. What's the point?"

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Paradise Valley Retirement Center, Fairfield, CA

Posted at 4:12 PM

"When we liberated France, we were not screwing all the women like some of these guys talk about. Hell, we all had diarrhea. You see, the history books fail to mention that all of us bombers had castor oil running in the engines, and the smoke inhalation gave us all the trots."

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

On MUNI - N Judah

Posted at 3:51 PM

"I'm going out to see the sunset."
"That's nice."
"Yeah, I've never seen it out at the beach. I've lived in Oakland for nearly sixty-seven years, and I've never made it out to the beach to see the sunset. I hear it's beautiful."
"Absolutely."
"Life just passes you by, you know. And here I am, out to see the sunset. You know what time the sun goes down?"
"I don't know. Around six."
"What? Ah, poop. I'm not going to make it."

On MUNI - N Judah

Posted at 3:49 PM

"You're really striking. Beautiful, I mean."
"Thank you."
"Usually, I don't find Chinese women to be striking. But you really are."

Monday, March 03, 2008

One Market

Posted at 12:56 PM

"There's something sticky on my thumb. I can't get it off."
"What'd you do?"
"Nothing. I mean, I was messing around with some tape this weekend, but that's it. This really sucks. I've washed my hands and everything. It just keeps feeling sticky. I don't like it, you know?"
"Yeah."

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