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Thursday, September 25, 2008

One Market

Posted at 10:03 AM

"Hi, do you have safe and humane cat traps for rent? My husband and I are having a bit of a problem. What, a three-day minimum? Do you have traps that hook up to kitty doors? Oh, I see what you're saying."

Monday, September 22, 2008

One Market, elevator

Posted at 10:59 AM

"That Gail, she's a weird one."
"I'll say."
"You know, on her first day, I asked her if she wanted to go to lunch with the team, and she said, 'What for?'"

Thursday, September 18, 2008

One Market

Posted at 10:06 AM

"What's that?"
"Watermelon water. It's good, you should try it."
"What's in it?"
"Watermelon. It's a Mexican drink. Very good. Try it."
"Naw, anything Mexican really gets me off and running, if you know what I mean."

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

On MUNI - N Judah

Posted at 2:00 PM

"Hey, you still at the old company?"
"No, man, fuck that place. Bunch of douche bags. They tried to fucking fire me."
"Really?"
"Yeah, can you believe those fuckers? I couldn't take their shit anymore. I just old them to fuck off."
"Wow, where you working now?"
"I'm just looking and shit. I'll find some dumb-fucking job. I always fucking do."
"Good luck."
"Fucking-A."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Market @ Octavia

Posted at 1:12 PM

"Now that I'm painting more, I've thought about growing a goatee and getting a tattoo."
"What? Don't look cool, be cool."

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

One Market

Posted at 4:50 PM

"Hey, I got a poem."
"Yeah?"
"It's short."
"Well, get on with it."
"Fat boy walks home, alone."

Monday, September 08, 2008

Paradise Valley Retirement Center, Fairfield, CA

Posted at 2:02 PM

"So, Grandma, how do you like it here?"
"Well, everyone is old. And it's not like Pittsburgh. But, heavens, everyone I know in Pittsburgh is dead, so where else am I going to go?"

Paradise Valley Retirement Center, Fairfield, CA

Posted at 1:59 PM

"I don't know what this country is going to do. If people elect that Obooma, it will all go down the dumper. What kind of name is Obooma, anyway? It certainly isn't Irish. If people elect McCoon, at least we'll have a fighting chance against those Iraqis."

Friday, September 05, 2008

The Ferry Building

Posted at 4:36 PM

"This fuckin' city sucks. I want my money back."

Thursday, September 04, 2008

24th @ Sanchez

Posted at 12:54 PM

"A house just isn't a house without cheese."

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