"My feet never touch the floor."
"Really?"
"No way. Even around the house, I'm in slippers."
"Me too."
"Right out of the shower, my feet are in slippers. I don't like the feel of the floor on my feet."
"Tell me about it."
"My husband walks around the garage floor in his bare feet, and I tell him that's disgusting. Imagine all the motor oil and whatnot all over your feet?"
"Does he track it into the house? My husband tracks it all over the house."
"On the carpet?"
"Especially on the carpet."
"Men are such bozos."