"My Internet is pretty fast."
"Yeah, what kind you got?"
"Oh, let me see. It's high-speed Internet."
"So you have cable?"
"Good heavens, no. I hear that's expensive."
"So you must have DSL."
"No, it's not that either. It's called high-speed Internet."
"Dial up?"
"Excuse me?"
"Is it dial up? Do you use a modem."
"I think so. There's some kind of phone line connected to it."
"Weird they call it high-speed. Dial up is slow."
"Well, it's fast enough for me. I don't think I'd want it any faster. It might cause a fire."