"I want a whole pizza."
"A whole one?"
"Yes, a whole one."
"Like this one here?"
"Yes, but with all the slices. And with double pepperoni."
"Whoa, that's going to cost you."
"What do you mean? It says up there it's only eighteen dollars."
"Yeah, but you want double pepperoni."
"So."
"That's double. Whatever double-eighteen dollars is, that's what it costs."
"What? That doesn't make any sense."
"Hey, screw you. I just do what they say."
"What, excuse me? Who do you think you are?"
"Hey, step off."
"Are you on drugs? I want to speak to your manager."
"Blow it out your ass."
"What?! What?! Your manager, right now!"