"What do you think the worst thing you can say to a woman is?"
"I don't know, 'Hey, did you gain a few pounds?'"
"Yeah, that's up there. How about telling a woman her sister is hot?"
"Oh, totally. Or saying something like, 'Why did you decide to wear that?' is always a deal breaker."
"You know, I knew this guy who told his wife right in front of me that she dresses like Charlie Brown."