"Dylan's cute."
"He's okay. He's just my seasonal boyfriend."

"Would you eat at a place called The Beef Egg?"
"Jesus, no. That's disgusting."
"Cool, that's part of the game. Come up with the most disgusting but real-sounding restaurant name."
"I like that. How about Mung's Angus?"
"That's a winner."
"How about Mung's Beef Butter Buffet?"
"I think adding the words Mung, Buffet, and Beef to any restaurant helps you win the game."

"What do you think the worst thing you can say to a woman is?"
"I don't know, 'Hey, did you gain a few pounds?'"
"Yeah, that's up there. How about telling a woman her sister is hot?"
"Oh, totally. Or saying something like, 'Why did you decide to wear that?' is always a deal breaker."
"You know, I knew this guy who told his wife right in front of me that she dresses like Charlie Brown."