"You know how embarrassing it is for your kid to break his wrist rollerblading? I mean, rollerblading? I told my ex not to let him near those things. I mean, anybody rollerblading is gay, right? And I don't want my kid to be gay. I've got nothing against gay people, I just don't want my kid looking gay all over the neighborhood on Rollerblades. That's just not right. It's not good parenting."