"No, no. The only way to make sure a woman ain't got no diseases is to get on down there and eyeball it."
"What?"
"You got to get on down there, you know what I mean? Get down on your hands and knees and spread it wide open and look around in there."
"No woman's going to let you do that."
"Tell them you're into just staring at it, that it gets your motor running, and she'll let you camp out down there as long as you want."