"But really, everything in life can be boiled down to either StarTrek or Sex in the City."
"Or Cops."
"No, not Cops."
"Only StarTrek. Well, really only Sex in the City."
"Cops...."
"How do you relate to Cops? You're a white guy from Orange County."
"Everything boils down to people's stupid decisions and how those stupid decisions affect others. Cops is the easiest media representation of that world view."
"Wow, okay. But I've never watched Cops and saw how it relates to my life. On the other hand, Sex in the City--"
"--I only wish Sex in the City related to my life."
"I think you have to be single and promiscuous. I should say, I used to be able to relate to it."