"You work at the BART station?"
"Yeah. Civic Center."
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?"
"Well, a guy came in once, wearing just briefs and cowboy boots."
"But that's like an everyday thing in this city."
"Pretty much, yeah. You know, some guy comes into the station dressed as Darth Vader. Always has a big stack of library books."
"Wow, I haven't heard of that one."
"You hear about the Red Man?"
"No."
"Guy comes in all the time, wearing a white suit and red paint on his face. Don't know what to make of that."