"How's Scarlett?"
"Well, it was a dramatic morning. Rosa called the paramedics."
"What, for constipation?"
"Apparently, Scarlett was crying so much that she threw up. And Rosa freaked out because none of the babies she nannies have turned blue before. But I'm sure Scarlett didn't turn blue. Rosa overreacts sometimes."
"What'd the paramedics do?"
"Well, they said Scarlett is constipated. Duh, like we didn't know that. They said to feed her more fiber, like we haven't been trying to. Wait until they get a baby that wants to eat nothing but yogurt. Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt! That's all she talks about. But the yogurt phase has come to an end. I've initiated a prune phase. And she's going to like it."