"Hey, John. Is that a scarf?"
"No, sweater."
"Weren't you wearing a scarf last week?"
"Yeah, John's been dressing up for fall, ain't that right, John?"
"Well, you know."
"Your wife dressing you? I mean, a scarf?"
"Hey, it's winter. It's cold out there."
"It's never so cold that you have to wear a scarf. I mean, a scarf?"
"Quit messing with John. You're just jealous because he knows how to dress for a season, and you bozos can't even figure out how to put on a pair of socks."