"Hey, how's your Indian food?"
"It's super good."
"It smells like cat food."
"Sorry."
"Hey, did you know my mom volunteers at a hospital in the South Bay, and she says that they're building a special wing in the hospital just for Indian people and their heart problems."
"What does that mean?"
"Indian people eat so much butter that it gives them special heart problems."
"You mean, special as in they die?"