"Where are we going for lunch?"
"I don't know. Oasis Grill?"
"No, fuck that place. Every time I ask them to make my Mediterranean wrap hot, they put like a dab of sauce on it."
"You got to ask for extra-spicy."
"No, man. Fuck that. When someone says spicy, it should just be spicy."
"I think they look at you and try to figure out if you can take spicy or not."
"What does that mean?"
"Just what I said."
"Are you saying I don't look like I can take spicy?"
"I am saying that you are white and look spice-challenged."
"What? What the fuck?"
"I'm Indian. They look at me and know they can never put enough spice on. We Indians got the spice."