La Iguana Perdido, Lake Atitlan, Guatemala
"Bob's just one of those guys who came here after Vietnam. He pretty much drinks all day and takes drugs. A couple of weeks ago, he fell off the dock and screamed, "Help! Head wound! Head wound! Life or death over here!" There's always something going on with Bob. We always have to sixty-nine him from the bar."
"Don't you mean eighty-nine him?"
"Oh, yeah. That's right. No one wants to sixty-nine Bob."