"So I don't get it. People from Denmark aren't Dutch?"
"No, those are people from Holland."
"Then who are the people from the Netherlands?"
"Those are the Dutch too."
"I still don't get it."
"Holland and the Netherlands are the same place."
"That doesn't sound right to me. Why doesn't their country just have one name?"
"I don't know. It's like there's America, and then there's the United States."
"Then who are the Danes?"
"From Denmark, I think."
"And what about Scandinavians?"
"Those are people from Norway and Sweden."
"But not Finland? That's way up north too."
"Those are Finnish people."
"But why aren't they called Scandinavian?"
"I don't know. They're all white. It doesn't make much difference."