"Our missionary group, Bikers for Christ, has over a hundred thousand members."
"Wow."
"You see, we do something positive. We go to places like Guatemala, and we buy a motorcycle for a local pastor so that he can ride around his country and spread the Gospel. We had one pastor cry when we bought him a bike. He said he'd been praying to God his whole life for a motorcycle. Why are you guys going to Guatemala? Are you with a missionary group too?"
"No, we're just going to visit?"
"To visit? What's there to visit?"