"Channel two."
"Huh?"
"Channel two."
"You want channel two?"
"Yes."
"Well didn't you press the remote."
"Yes, I did."
"Well what did you do?"
"I didn't do anything. I pressed two."
"You did something because it's not working."
"All I did was press two."
"I think you broke it again. We'll have to reset the TV."
"All I did was press two."
"Let me work the remote from now on."