"The bottom line is I have some kind of GI track problem."
"Maybe you should've taken it easy with the beer."
"Fuck that. Next week I'm going to Santa Barbara, and the weekend after that I'm going to Portland for a beer festival."
"Maybe you should get the GI track problem figured out before you go."
"No, Santa Barbara is fine. Just red wine and roasted pig. Portland, well, all the guys I'm going with are alcoholics, and they love chili."