"Yeah, once the economy took off, I noticed there weren't as many transvestite in San Francisco. I wonder where they all went."
"We have one transvestite in Pasadena named Jim. He's the kind of girl or guy who looks like a three hundred pound trucker, but he or she has mammoth tits and long hair. He or she always carries a guitar around and plays on top of rocks in the park so that you can see his or her nuts hanging out of his shorts. The city council's been trying to pass ordinances to get rid of Jim so that it won't harm his civil rights."
"I think every town has a guy like Jim. Or a girl."