"Zurich got rated as the city with the highest quality of life, and Baghdad got rated as the city with the lowest quality of life. You know, I can't think of a worst city to live in than Baghdad."
"How about Darfur?"
"That's a region, not a city."
"In six months, Sri Lanka will be the place with the lowest quality of life."
"Why is that?"
"The ceasefire with the Tamil Tigers has ended. And they are the worst terrorists in the world. They have killed more people than nations with armies. The conflict there has been going on for thirty years."
"Are the Tamil Tigers the guy with that big moustache?"
"Guy with big moustache? Everyone has a big moustache in that part of the world. A couple months ago, I had a big moustache until I came to America."