"Dude, we're riding the ferry."
"Yeah, riding it. How do you like riding a ferry?"
"Only if I'm on top."
"Yeah, dude! We're on top of a ferry."
"John, what's your take on riding a ferry?"
"John only rides your mom, dude."
"Yeah, man!"
"This sucks, guys. We should've taken the booze cruise. They don't have any Bud Light."
"What'd they got?"
"I don't know. Some beer for five bucks a can."
"No way, man. That's bullshit. Jason, don't you have another six pack in your bag?"
"Dude, I thought you brought it?"
"Why would I bring it, you fuckin' idiot? You're the one who bought it."
"Yeah, but your bag's bigger than mine."
"Everything I've got is bigger than yours."
"Dudes, this sucks. There's no more beer?"
"Remember all the tit on Catalina? There's no tit here."