"That's what your wife said?"
"Yeah, she's a complainer."
"I'd complain too, If I was your wife."
"How's your roommate?"
"He's still blacking out every night. He's comatose."
"I heard he punched some guy."
"No, not really. He sucker-punched some sales guy."
"At a bar?"
"No, at the office."
"Again?"