"It says here the Canadian Red Cross is moving to eliminate it's symbol from video games in order to curb violence."
"Video games?"
"You know, their symbol is used as the target for first-person shooter games."
"Maybe Switzerland should sue people that use the red cross, too."
"Why?"
"Their flag."
"Oh. Well I think Jesus should sue anyone using the cross."
"The Son of Man doesn't need a patent."
"Yeah, just a good lawyer."