"Is anyone else fed up with the escalator situation on MUNI?"
"You mean the fact that it's never working, and the few seconds that it is, it's always going in the wrong direction? Yeah."
"It must be the worst escalator system in the world. No one can even fit on it."
"People must always be sticking gum into it or something."
"There's a lot of graffiti on it."
"Why would anyone graffiti the escalator?"
"Or better yet, why is the graffiti in some kind of Druid or Asian-like script?"
"What is that language?"