"We have Thanksgiving in Canada too."
"You do? What's it called?"
"Thanksgiving."
"Oh. Do you have pilgrims and Indians?"
"No, we're just thankful."
"For what?"
"Well, I could've answered with a political jab at America, but I'm more mature than that."
"Right."
"No, we're just thankful for the harvest. We eat the same turkey dinner that Americans do, too."
"No fine Canadian cuisine?"
"No, but our Thanksgiving is in October so we're not so sick of turkey at Christmas."
"Well, that's something to be thankful for."