"Last night sucked. I'm watching my neighbors house, and I fed their cat. But it wasn't their cat. I let some stray into their house and fed it."
"How did you know it was a stray?"
"My wife said their cat had a collar. This one didn't, and it clicked with me. So, I went back to their house and chased the damn cat all over until it jumped out the bathroom window. Took me half an hour. I missed The Simpsons."