"So how old are you?" "Guess?" "Sixty-seven." "Oh, you're going to make a grown man cry." "What?" "Oh, Lord. I'm fifty-six." "Oh. Sorry." "It's okay. You didn't know. But stop petting Buster. He's a vicious Labrador that might attack you."
About Me
My name is Gavin. I'm a 32-year-old San Francisco, CA,
resident who enjoys hearing the oddest conversations
and sharing them with you.
