"Hey, here's a reading we should go to: Jewish Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender book discussion, discussing Between Sodom and Eden by Lee Walzer, followed by a screening of Out of the Closet and Into The Streets of Tel Aviv."
"I don't think so."
"How about the reading about the history of circumcision from the Bible onward?"
"Are there any readings around here that have nothing to do with the penis?"
"Everything has to do with the penis, dear."