One Market
"What's all that noise outside?"
"There's a bunch of naked guys."
"What?"
"Look. Naked guys. With bikes. Oh, and one woman. If you can call her that."
"What are they doing?"
"They're protesting something. I think cars."
"Can we protest them? That's disgusting. They're all old."
"Remember the Naked Guy in Berkeley?"
"Yeah, didn't he get thrown off campus?"
"I think so."
"Why did he go around naked?"
"I guess it just felt good. Good enough to get thrown out of school."
"Our struggles were so much better in the 90's."