"Hey, have you been to Belize?"
"No, I don't go anywhere that doesn't have a wine growing region."
"So, you wouldn't go to the Galapagos Islands if someone gave you a ticket?"
"Haven't you had Montezuma's Revenge? I'm so done with going to places that make you sick. I can stay here and go to the bathroom all day, without buying a thousand dollar plane ticket."