"Hey, where did you get that SFPD shirt? Were you a cop?"
"No, I just fucked one."
"You fucked a cop and all you got was that stupid tee-shirt?"
"No, I didn't fuck a cop. That's just a fantasy. I bought this tee-shirt at Rock Hard."
"What's that?"
"Oh, I keep forgetting that you're straight. It's a sex shop in the Castro."