"Jocelyn Elders was the speaker at my brother's graduation."
"Who's that?"
"She was one of the Surgeon Generals under Clinton. She had to resign because she advocated masturbation."
"That's not a bad thing to advocate."
"I also think she had to resign because she just had no tact. Like at the graduation, she told everyone to use condoms because they don't break as easily as abstinence. You just don't say that kind of shit to a bunch of parents watching their kids leave school."