Jackson @ Webster
"I mean I like Kashi cereals and all, but what's up with their marketing?"
"You know, my dad mentioned that to me. He said why would a bran cereal be called Good Friends and have pictures of black, white, and Asian people eating raisin bran together. He's not opposed to the idea, he just didn't understand how peace, love, and unity occurs with a high fiber cereal."
"I'd think there'd be race wars over the bathroom."
"I'm being partly serious. Like how many good friends do you eat bran with?"