"Say, what kind of car is that?"
"A Scion tC."
"Wow, I thought it was some kind of Volvo."
"I was going to get the Civic, but this Scion has so many more standard features. And, it costs thousands less."
"What kind of mileage does it get?"
"About thirty."
"Is that true?"
"Well, so far. I bought it today."
"Oh, you'll find out the truth, soon enough my friend."
"No, the mileage seems real good so far."
"You going to pick up chips with that?"
"Chips?"
"I'm sorry, I meant chicks. At my age, all I pick up are chips."
"No, I've already got a girlfriend."
"Get a dog instead."
"I enjoy my girlfriend."
"Get a small dog."