"Hey, sir, what are you fishing for?"
"Fish."
"I know, but what kind?"
"What kind of fish are you fishing for?"
"I don't know."
"You mean to tell me, you came all the way out here, playing hooky and whatnot, and you don't even know what kind of fish you're after?"
"We're not playing hooky."
"Yeah, summer break now starts in the spring?"
"We're fishing."
"You're pissing me off. How many feet of line you got hanging off your bobber?"
"I don't know."
"No shit you don't know. You need to be in school to know. Five feet junior, that's what you need. You won't catch squat without five feet under the bobber."