"No, you don't want an aggressive skate. Sounds like you just want to go from A to B. Aggressive skates are for ramps and rails. You might...hey, don't let that thing in here. He stinks. Is he putting his sleeping bag in the doorway again?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, I don't want to have to go upstairs and grab the baseball bat. Wait a second, he's leaving. Good. What was I saying?"
"Aggressive skates."
"Right, what you want is a fitness skate."