"Do you let the CEO's dog eat out of your trashcan?"
"This is your big delimma?"
"Well, you don't want the dog to eat something that will make it sick and die, right? You'll get blamed for it and fired. But you also don't know if the CEO lets the dog eat whatever it wants in the office. Like trash. Would you get fired for not letting the dog eat whatever it wants?"
"Just ignore the dog."
"It's hard. It knocked my trashcan over the other day."