"Why are the British so adjective happy?"
"I don't understand."
"Every time I talk to one of them, they add a word with an ly at the end. Like, it's not just horrible, it's absoluet-ly horrible."
"I don't know. Why do Americans always say cool instead of okay?"
"Because our education system is terrible, that's why."
"You mean, absolute-ly terrible?"
"Cool."