"Hey, I won the lottery again in Brazil."
"You did?"
"That's what this email says."
"No, I won that last week. And the week before that. Brazilians love me. Didn't you hear? I'm their American folk hero."
"How much did you have to pay for you winnings?"
"Nothing. Just had to give them my bank account number."
"Obviously there's nothing wrong with that."
"Obviously. Everyone knows you have to give your bank account numbers over the Internet to claim lotteries. I've won so many international lotteries that I just come to work to humble myself."
"Wow, me too."