"Which protein would you recommend?"
"They're all the same, really. Just drink it all the time."
"How often?"
"I drink eight to ten shakes a day."
"A day?"
"How many do you drink?"
"One with breakfast and one after I workout."
"That's why you're not big. You have to feed your muscles all day long."
"But isn't all that protein bad for your kidneys?"
"You know, I'm so sick of hearing that. There is nothing, nothing bad about protein. Nobody, nobody has proven anything, alright? Look at me. How old do you think I am?"
"I don't know, thirty?"
"I'm forty-two."
"Really?"
"Yes, I don't lie. And I feel good. And I look good. It's all because of protein. There's no fat in protein. Protein is protein. That's why there's all those fat people out there. They eat all those carbs and never any good protein, like these shakes. I'm so sick of all of them."
"So which protein do you use?"
"I use all of them. You have to mix-and-match. But stay away from Myoplex. I don't know what the fuss is all about. It's just a name, and it makes everybody gassy."