Bank of America, Market @ First
"Come on, no account fee."
"I'm sorry, sir. You went under your account's required balance."
"Come on, be nice."
"I'm sorry."
"Come on, you can be nice, can't you?"
"You're required..."
"Come on, nice, huh? Be nice."
"If you'd like to speak to the manager..."
"Ah, now that's not nice."