"I don't think she likes anything I get her."
"Ah, I bet that's not true. What did you get her for Valentines' Day?"
"I got her one of those chili peppers weaved into a heart shape. She didn't look that excited, and I said, 'I thought you liked that when we were at the Farmer's Market?' And she said, 'I thought your mom would like that.'"
"Ha! You need to earn some points."