"At the Bachelor party, he gave all of us spa gift certificates for a boy-zillian wax.
"What's that?"
"It's a meterosexual man's answer to women's brazillian wax."
"You're kidding, they're just going to leave a strip of hair on you?"
"I guess it's more of a balls and ass wax."
"You know, I bet you can transfer the gift certificate for a facial or something."