"I'm visiting some girlfriends in LA this weekend. Well, they're really not from LA proper, they're from Burbank."
"Oh, Burbank. So essentially they live at the airport..."
"Anyhow, they said they never have to buy themselves drinks. Do you know it costs nine bucks for a drink in Burbank?"
"I did not."
"Apparently, the best place to get free drinks is at this famous Karyoke bar called Dimples. All the singers like Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have their autographed photos on the wall."
"Rachel, ask yourself, is a free drink really worth enduring that kind of pain?"